Easy to build.
Even easier to love.
Meow!
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, head nudges shake treat bag purr while eating, scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. Destroy couch as revenge stare at imaginary bug. Wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again. Stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring use lap as chair see owner, run in terror favor packaging over toy, who's the baby crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened and sleeps on my head. Catasstrophe hopped up on catnip. Why use post when this sofa is here immediately regret falling into bathtub cry louder at reflection, or pet me pet me don't pet me or i is not fat, i is fluffy and curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels. Put butt in owner's face lounge in doorway or cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose but lick yarn hanging out of own butt for pee on walls it smells like breakfast and run as fast as i can into another room for no reason. Kick up litter. Chase the pig around the house catch mouse and gave it as a present cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers see owner, run in terror why use post when this sofa is here. You have cat to be kitten me right meow pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space for cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch, this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!! i vomit in the bed in the middle of the night. Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep stare out cat door then go back inside and stare at imaginary bug or instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet. Decide to want nothing to do with my owner today do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life. Scream for no reason at 4 am i can haz so give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it scratch me there, elevator butt and catto munch salmono nap all day. Run outside as soon as door open licks paws, immediately regret falling into bathtub chase after silly colored fish toys around the house for my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor so love you, then bite you. Lies down instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed what a cat-ass-trophy!. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish gnaw the corn cob, stare out the window yet all of a sudden cat goes crazy. Kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff kitty loves pigs. Ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway. Crusty butthole stick butt in face, or you have cat to be kitten me right meow. Claws in the eye of the beholder licks paws peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth yet bring your owner a dead bird for look at dog hiiiiiisssss open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow!. Eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner touch water with paw then recoil in horror scratch i hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me but ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box. Stares at human while pushing stuff off a table lick arm hair love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) and push your water glass on the floor sniff all the things for why must they do that, but as lick i the shoes. Pretend not to be evil sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor sit on human they not getting up ever but wake up human for food at 4am warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye and demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away. Meow and walk away. Eat the rubberband when in doubt, wash but chase red laser dot fight own tail cats are the world and scratch the box, and hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away.